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CONTENTS1

1．To Cook Your Cabbage1

2．Their Dumb Boss2

3．A Very Pretty Girl3

4．The Longest Chopsticks4

5．Husband and Wife5

6．The World’s First，Greatest and Wisest Financier6

7．Roaches7

8．A Shop-talk8

9．Give Me the Address of the Other Girl！9

10．Jack and the Duck Soup10

11．Am I All Right？12

12．Jack and Billy13

13．Look at That Stupid Man！14

14．We Both Don’t Know How to Read or Write16

15．Two Jobs17

16．An Anecdote18

17．Who’s Going to Knot My New Silk Tie？20

18．Aladdin Rubbed Me the Wrong Way21

19．What Do You Think I Hired a Lawyer For？22

20．Aesop and the Traveller23

21．Then We Can Have the Peace！24

22．A Broken Home25

23．The Line Is Even Longer！26

24．An Agreement27

25．Is Two Weeks Fast？28

26．Did You Get Rid of It？29

27．A Clever Boy30

28．Do You Speak English？31

29．The New Name32

30．Their Dog Bit Me！33

31．Did You Want to Tell Me Something？34

32．A Private Conversation35

33．The Medical Term37

34．He’s Senile！38

35．The Good Fortune39

36．Wonderful！40

37．The Three Dead Men41

38．The Instructor and the Student43

39．The Girlfriend44

40．Relax45

41．I Didn’t Catch a Single Fish！46

42．The Fear of Thunder47

43．Everything except the Weather48

44．A Thirsty Ghost50

45．Doct r and Patient51

46．A Forgetful Couple52

47．Which Eye Is Blind？54

48．Hit Him Again！55

49．Really Swallowed a Horse？56

50．Because I Pushed Him in58

51．An Advertisement59

52．He Often Does This！61

53．Food and Talk62

54．Without Any More Trouble63

55．The Last One64

56．Do the English Speak English？66

57．No Wrong Numbers68

58．Edison’s Thinking Cap69

59．Do You Call That a Hat？71

60．Two Glass Eyes72

61．They Are Here in My Hand！73

62．The Secret of Success75

63．Three Boasters and a Bear76

64．I Have Spent It All！77

65．A Large Black Umbrella79

66．Who Was Right？80

67．Whose Child？82

68．A Selfish Landlord83

69．The Old Woman and the Judge85

70．My Luggage87

71．Mule88

72．He Hated the Book！89

73．The Costume90

74．The Farmer and His Dog91

75．Buying a Bracelet92

76．Peasant and Landlord93

77．Can You Still Hear Me？94

78．Once upon a Time？95

79．How Times Have Changed！96

80．The Friends and the Bear97

81．A Funny Dialogue98

82．How Exasperating！99

83．Ye Gods！100

84．A Prisoner’s Trick101

85．Mr and Mrs Brown102

86．The Second Examination Question103

87．I Am Going to Leave College！104

88．The Three Professors105

89．A Misunderstanding106

90．It’s in the Directory！108

91．A Fool and a Wise Man109

92．The Lowest Mark110

93．It’s Unfair！111

94．A Box Full of Christmas Cards112

95．My Umbrella113

96．The Two Things114

97．Watching115

98．Why？115

99．When Will She Begin to Work？116

100．A Naughty and Clever Boy117

101．A Wonderful Doctor118

102．A Victim of Football120

103．The Boxer121

104．A Doctor’s Instructions122

105．A Young Lady123

106．Never Shoot a Running Bird！124

107．Don’t Be Silly！125

108．You’we Got More Sense！126

109．A Poor Memory127

110．Why Hit Me？128

111．By the Year 2000129

112．A Spectacular Job130

113．Why I Bought That Second Ticket！131

114．A Barber’s Joke132

115．The Olympic Symbol133

116．You！134

117．Why Do You Let Her That Way？135

118．The Night Before136

119．1 Shall Die！137

120．The Farmer，His Horse，and His Son138

121．Lost and Found139

122．He Will Mary You after All！141

123．Like Two Boxers142

124．That’s All Right！143

125．My Mistake144

126．The Fox and the Grapes145

127．The Fox and the Goat146

128．Enjoy Your Vegetables！147

129．I Forget to Wet the Soap！148

130．My Scales Are All Right！149

131．How Much Is It？150

132．On a Bus151

133．Not at All Well152

134．Haven’t You Got a Tongue？153

135．School-Go Slow！154

136．Is Your Wife Economical？155

137．Unmarried or Married？156

138．The Salesman and the Little Girl157

139．Call a Spade a Spade158

140．I Just Don’t Believe It！159

141．I Am the Tailor160

142．It’s a Great Scheme161

143．You Can’t Fool Me！162

144．Use a Pencil163

145．You’ve Got It Again！164

146．I Won’t Sell It165

147．Haircut in Office Time166

148．It’s in Her Brown Hand-bag！168

149．I Saw Father Get It Out！169

150．An Interesting Answer170

151．I’ve Just Come In！172

152．It’s My Bag173

153．How Should I Know？174

154．How Do You Do，George？175

155．An Empty Letter177

156．It’s Long Distance from New York178

157．He’s Been Rude！180

158．Fishing Just for Small Fish181

159．Aren’t You Pleased with Us Now？182

160．I Wasn’t Asleep！184

161．Waiting185

162．An Announcement186

163．Five and Six187

164．Where Were You Yesterday？189

165．Send the Bill to My Father！190

166．The Most Important Question191

167．That Isn’t Her Name！192

168．What Is There to Worry about Now？193

169．What Were They？194

170．You Lose！195

171．What Do You Think of It？196

172．Lincoln and Douglas197

173．A Naughty Boy199

174．Clever or Foolish？200

175．My Fellow Convicts！202

176．The Well-known Millionaire203

177．Take Me Back to the Prison！205

178．A Clear Conscience206

179．Why？208

180．He Is Busy！209

181．Your Car Was His Chair！210

182．You Will Soon Feel Much Happier！212

183．The Letter213

184．That Man Knows the Future！214

185．Two Rich Ladies216

186．We Have No Waiters Here！217

187．That Is a Thief！219

188．Selling Your Ladder？220

189．I Am Half Mad！221

190．Only One Sound223

191．It Was His First Patient！224

192．Always Clean and Tidy225

193．The Ladies’Lavatory227

194．Shopping for a Friend228

195．The Gardener229

196．The Whire Rose Restaurant231

197．Olives and Grapes232

198．Gentlemen！233

199．The Actress and the Painter235

200．The Old Lion and the Young Lion236

201．Asking for the Position238

202．Setting You Free！239

203．I Did Not Have Time！240

204．It Depends！242

205．The Flat Tyre243

206．How Stupid！244

207．A Little Mouse246

208．A Picture of Some Cheese247

209．At Least248

210．I Was Inside It！250

211．I Call Him Tom！251

212．Without Any Clothes On252

213．I Still Cannot！253

214．Go in Free！255

215．Blowing the Horn256

216．The Small Talking Dog257

217．The Office？258

218．What Did Their Father Mean？259

219．A Beautiful Ring261

220．The Rich Man and the Poor Tailor262

221．Too Clever264

222．Like Father，Like Son265

223．He Has Been Deaf for Years！267

224．I Have Never Been So Angry！268

225．The Lucky Customer270

226．A Joke and a Bag of Gold272

227．Don’t Let Anyone Know I Saved You！273

228．What Did He Bark for？275

229．The Presents277

230．His Next Visit to the Barber279